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B!Machine stage name to the artist formerly known as the "King Of Djibouti"a popular rock icon amongst the able bodied unemployed men of the country of Djibouti which compose more that 45% of the countries population. Best known for his kick ass version of the beloved American pop song (and Djiboutian National Anthem) 'In the Summer Time'.

Born into a family of Djiboutian Royalty he dabbled in a liberal arts education with emphasis in Feminist Studies. After a short period at University however "The King" noted that this "dog just wont hunt" and the women in my class were "total skanks". Realizing that this would never "get him laid" B!Machine left University to pursue a career in music in what has been more lucrative with the "ladies of Djibouti"

Discography:

• Gonna get me some Djibouti

• Gonna Try again to get me some Djibouti

• Dees bitches don give it up

• and several other well known CD's

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